“From what I can see hear, it looks you two have spent £300.00 on a part for your motorbike, that will be sent back.
And you two will be grounded for the rest of the month, no messing with that dirty motorbike, you will both be spending your time cleaning the house, doing the laundry, and pampering me.
If there is any resistance I’m sure you can guess what the consequences will be, I suggest you do as you are told when I tell you to do it.
If not it will be two spanked bottoms and a classic British motorbike selling on eBay for a pound.”